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The problem was named by Prof Peter of Peters's Principle Fame
(People rise to their level of incompetence)

A graduate student of mine, a South American named Cesare Innocente, once asked me, "Prof Peter, the people who run things, the shakers and the makers, are they very smart people who -- how you Americans say -- are putting us on, or are they idiots who mean it?"